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~ Friday, November 28, 2003
TAKE A SEAT! Hello and welcome to Vitamin Q, an end of the pier distraction from life's motley fog... This is now the biggest trivia site on the web! The busiest place for lists and stuff. Just to remind you: this sort-of-a-blog belongs to Roddy Lumsden, a puzzle writer and poet from Scotland now living in Bristol in England. I post trivia lists, curiosities and fragments which please me as a connoisseur of the sequential and the inconsequential. The book version of Vitamin Q will be published by Chambers Harrap in Autumn 2004. These tend to reflect my interests which include pop, nature, words, Scotland, TV, food, folklore and literature. I post a few items most weeks, so do bookmark and return. If you forget to do this, and want to get back here, just type Vitamin Q or vitaminq into Google - you'll find me. Remember, there's a huge archive to the left too. LUCKY LUCKY CHARMS 7 things that have stopped a bullet: A book that wasn't the Bible: during an assault on Montauban during the First World War, a British sergeant reported that "two bullets had gone through my metal shaving mirror, through my pocket book case, and had nosed their way into a book I was carrying." Breast implants: in 2002, a Brazilian woman, caught in crossfire during a police drugs operation, was shot in the chest, but was saved when the bullet was slowed down by the silicone implant in her breast. A phone: Naoaki Miyazaki and two colleagues were taking the takings from a supermarket in Nagoya to a safe when they were robbed by an elderly Korean man who fired shots when they gave chase. Naoaki was saved when the bullet went through a pad in his pocket and was stopped by his mobile phone. Policeman's badge: a motorcycle cop in Santiago, Chile was shot in the chest while chasing jewel thieves. Thankfully, the bullet hit his metal badge, and though the force knocked him over, he suffered only bruising. Body fat: also in Santiago, a 33 year old bus driver was shot while attempting to stop a man who was robbing some passengers. The driver managed to climb on top of the robber and subdue him, but not before he had been shot. However, the driver was so overweight that the bullet lodged in his body fat and did little lasting damage. A diary: Solon Blaisdell was shot during a battle in the American Civil War. A diary in his coat pocket saved him. Thereafter, he still used the diary, carefully writing round the hole left by the bullet. A bra: a woman in Michigan City, Indiana went to hospital after some shots were fired into her home from a car. It transpired that her bra had saved her from more serious injury after it stopped a bullet fragment piercing her side. Source: various. Thanks to Paul May for the list idea and links. ~ Monday, November 24, 2003
ANIMAL, VEGETABLE or MINERAL 10 games of Vitamin Q versus the '20 Questions' computer: 1 squirrel: computer guesses correctly after 13 questions 2 red wine: correct after 19 3 chalk: correct after 20 4 shampoo: correct after 19 5 roast beef: wrong: guesses 'gin & tonic' after 20, guesses 'harp' after 28 6 hula hoop: wrong: guesses 'snorkel' after 20, gets it right too late after 23 7 eagle: wrong: guesses 'condor' after 20, gets answer after 23 8 dandelion: correct after 17 9 vampire: correct after 20 10 shovel: wrong: guesses 'scythe' after 20, correct after 28 The game is here, which I found via the excellent List-o-Links ~ Friday, November 21, 2003
FINNS The literal meanings of some Finnish surnames: Alkio - Mrs Embryo Autiosaari - Mr Deserted Island Eväs - Mr Picnic Lunch Haveri - Mr Shipwreck Hiekkalinna - Mr Sandcastle Ihanaranta - Mr Lovely Beach Inha - Mr Disgusting Kanala - Mrs Henhouse Kurasto - Mr Mud Collection Lastuvuori - Mr Chip Mountain Lehtiö - Ms Notepad Leini - Mr Fibrositis Liete - Mrs Liquid Manure Loukko - Mr Hellhole Purkantie - Ms Bubblegum's Road Raaste - Mrs Grated Vegetable Rantatulkkila - Mr Beach Interpreter Rinta-Runsala - Mrs Breast-Ample Rokka - Mr Pea Soup Teini - Ms Teenager Tikkari - Mr Lollipop Vahalinna - Mr Wax Castle Valtimo - Mrs Artery Source: thanks to Teppo for permission to reprint some of these. You can find the whole list here at his fine site. Try the card trick and the cryptograms! ~ Tuesday, November 18, 2003
WRITTEN IN THE STRAS Celebrity relationship divination by anagram Part One: KYLIE MINOGUE = I like 'em young! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE = I'm just ankle-biter! Yee! Six more of these and maybe I could get on popbitch again! Next week: Natalie Imbruglia and Shane Ritchie. ~ Sunday, November 16, 2003
REST OF THE BESTIARY 13 unusual mammals you probably haven’t heard of: aplodontia - small rodent of NW USA; looks like someone has put batteries in a toy beaver baiji - long-beaked, nearly blind dolphin found near China binturong - shaggy, sloth-like tree-cat of Borneo with orange eyes colocolo - beady-eyed Chilean tree mouse which lives on bamboo gelada - Ethiopian baboon which looks like it has been let loose in a lipstick factory, then blow-dried pacarana - rare, sleepy beast of the Colombian jungle which stares at its food before eating it quoll - vicious cat-like Australian marsupial with a spotty coat salano - Madagascan mongoose which performs acrobatics to throw eggs at stones with its hind legs serow - mysterious and revered grey mountain goat of India which spends most of its life asleep solenodon - long-legged, long snouted West indian mole, slow-moving and clumsy teledu - short-tailed Indonesian badger whose foul anal secretions were used in perfume-making uakari - Brazilian monkey with shaggy grey hair and odd, naked crimson humanoid face yapok - cheeky long-legged, rat-like swimming marsupial of Mexico Source: various MOVE OVER ANDROCLES The tools on a Swiss Army Knife (Victorinox Swiss Champ XLT model) Large Blade / Small Blade / Pharmaceutical Spatula / Corkscrew / Can Opener / Small Screwdriver / Bottle Opener / Large Screwdriver / Wire Stripper / Electrician’s Blade / Reamer, Puncher & Sewing Eye / Scissors / Hook / Wood Saw / Fish Scaler, Hook Disgorger & Ruler / Pruning Blade / Wrench with 4mm & 5mm female hex drive and 4mm Posidrive 0 & 1 / 4mm Slotted Bit / Phillips 2 Bit / 4mm Hex Bit / Torx 8 Bit / Torx 10 Bit / Torx 15 Bit / Nail File & Nail Cleaner / Metal Saw & File / Fine Screwdriver / Mini Screwdriver / Phillips Screwdriver / Magnifying Glass / Ballpen / Straight Pin / Chisel / Pliers & Wire Cutters / Crimpers / Wire Bender / Keyring / Tweezers / Toothpick Source: Victorinox ~ Wednesday, November 12, 2003
WITHOUT FIRE A discussion of ten common cigarette brands and stereotypical folks who smokes ‘em: Camel Roddy: drama students, Sloanes, guys in New York bars (in the olden days) Marco: prog rock fans Lucy: "I’ve been travelling for a year and I smoke these now." Jo: pseudo-traditionalists who inhale with vigour and exhale slowly. Must be in 40s+ age bracket, as I don't know any. Possibly fond of folk music. May also smoke rollies. John Player Special Marco: Emerson Fittipaldi lookalikes - anyone with sideboards longer than four inches. Lucy: snooker hall, middle aged man, drinks mild. Roddy: supermarket managers, hard middle-class girls, blokes with white socks. Marlboro Red Roddy: obsessives, 1980s students, older journalists. Marco: cowhands, cynical and desiccated single mothers over 40 who make ends meet by waitressing in truckstop caffs. Jo: odd this one - either hardcore posh horsey types ("What's the point in smoking anything mild, dahling?") or wannabe cowboys who think a brand of fags will detract from the fact they're too old for those leather chaps. Or are they the same thing? Oh - and roofers. Lucy: 18 year old boys and hardcore 40 a dayers. Benson & Hedges Marco: dads and older brothers. Lucy: teenage girls older than their years, too much makeup, work in Superdrug. Jo: 40-somethings, stuck in the 80s, longing for the return of days when a bidet with mock-gold fittings and a nice blow-dried tash was something to be proud of, and B&H ads were the epitome of surrealist cool, also blues / jazz aficionados. Roddy: lad mag readers, people who think The Italian Job is good, barmaids, the Ten Benny English in general. Embassy Regal Marco: the hoi-polloi, the Great Unwashed, people for whom Woodbines are too outrageous. Lucy: divorced, unemployed mothers of 8, living on benefits. Roddy: outdoor workers of most sorts, tough little men with moustaches, the Scots in general. Jo: goths, short blokes who like fighting. Silk Cut Jo: 40-somethings, people who are 'giving up', teachers. Lucy: older folk, 'cutting down', posh, dinner parties, part-time smokers. Roddy: artistes, employment consultants, the unaddicted; me. Embassy Red Lucy: teenage boys, 125cc motorbikers, pool playing pub goers. Roddy: indie kids, barmen, cool students. Cool students who are indie kid barmen. Record producers. Marco: construction workers and homophobes who 'doth protest too much' and are therefore most probably secretly enraptured by gay porn. Dunhill Lucy: I’ve never seen anyone smoke these. Marco: not so much a cigarette, more a record label that The Mamas & The Papas used to record for. Roddy: people with false designer labels; rugby and golf fans; those who aspire to, but will never be. Marlboro Lights Jo: late 20s, early 30s meeja type or actors (especially in interviews), it's a cigarette without the image of a cigarette. Marco: ladies. Roddy: the feckless and tasteless majority, (um, including me if I run out and Jo has some). Lucy: students and 20 something women, white wine, clubbers, office workers. Lambert & Butler Lucy: folk on the dole, waiting for buses. Marco: No one. Do you know anyone who smokes Lambert & Butler? Roddy: people who are short of cash; bus drivers; older middle class people. Jo: skanky teens outside supermarkets, girls with 'council facelifts', boys with previous. By RcL (30 Silk Cut a week) and (thanks to) J, L and M. And bring back No.6! ~ Tuesday, November 11, 2003
FOREVER ENGLAND Some quaint and unusual English village names: 1 Ainderby Quernhow 2 Allerton Mauleverer 3 Appleby Parva 4 Ashford Carbonel 5 Askham Bryan 6 Barton in the Beans 7 Belchamp Walter 8 Blubberhouses 9 Bradfield Combust 10 Compton Pauncefoot 11 Cow Honeybourne 12 Frisby on the Wreake 13 Fulmodeston 14 Great Weeke 15 Gussage All Saints 16 Haselbury Plucknett 17 Huish Champflower 18 Little Snoring 19 London Apprentice 20 Lydiard Millicent 21 Maggots End 22 Mappowder 23 Martyr Worthy 24 Melbury Osmond 25 Nempnett Thrubwell 26 Nether Wallop 27 New Invention 28 Ottery St Mary 29 Queen Camel 30 Ryme Intrinseca 31 St Giles in the Wood 32 Upper Slaughter 33 Weston-under-Lizard 34 Westward Ho! 35 Windy Arbour 36 Worth Maltravers 37 Zeal Monachorum FORKED TONGUES Some words in English which are also the names of world languages: Pear (Cambodia) / Mire (Chad) / Song (Thailand) / Anal (India) / Yoke (Indonesia) / Fang (Gabon) / Bongo (Sudan) / Duke (Polynesia) / Puma (Nepal) / Hung (Laos) / Vale (C Africa Rep) / Bum (W Africa) / Mum (PNG) / Reel (Sudan) / Bats (Georgia) / Ham (Nigeria) / Male (E Africa) / Are (PNG) / Boon (Somalia) / Poke (Congo) / Noon (Senegal) / Fur (Sudan) / Mango (Chad) / Label (PNG) / Anus (Indonesia) / Day (Chad) / Bile (Nigeria) / Con (Laos) And a few other languages with unusual names: Amis Enya Tay Boi Kola Grebo Litzlitz Moo Nklapmx Tenis Mama Lushootseed Source: various ~ Saturday, November 08, 2003
THE MORNING AFTER 40 supposed hangover cures: 1 gherkins 2 cabbage water 3 ginger 4 red-eye (a concoction) 5 prairie oyster (ditto) 6 Paraxine (a detox drug) 7 cysteine 8 rabbit droppings 9 rollmop herrings 10 Gatorade 11 chemotherapy pills 12 yoghurt with garlic 13 vitamins B and C (and Q?) 14 ginkgo 15 noodle soup 16 aspirin 17 junk food 18 kedgeree 19 nux vomica 20 Lucozade / Irn Bru 21 artichoke axtract 22 menudo (Mexican tripe soup) 23 toast and sweet tea 24 coke and crisps 25 sleep 26 Bloody Mary 27 bananas and milk 28 cold kebab breakfast 29 pure oxygen 30 milk thistle 31 sex 32 omelette 33 milk shake 34 chicken soup 35 cumin seeds 36 spicy food 37 pizza 38 soot 39 vinegar 40 breast milk Source: various ~ Tuesday, November 04, 2003
MY LONELY TEARS Some classic 'break-up' LPs: 1 Bob Dylan - Blood On the Tracks 2 Fleetwood Mac - Rumours 3 Ryan Adams - Heartbreaker 4 Elvis Costello - Blood and Chocolate 5 Virginia Astley - Hope in a Darkened Heart 6 Tori Amos - Boys For Pele 7 Beck - Sea Change 8 Joni Mitchell- Blue 9 Marvin Gaye - Here, My Dear 10 Blur - 13 11 Bob Mould - Workbook 12 Richard & Linda Thompson - Shoot Out the Lights 13 PJ Harvey - Rid Of Me ~ Sunday, November 02, 2003
MacLUCIFER Some old, old names from Scots for the Devil: 1 Auld A' Ill Thing 2 Auld Ane 3 Auld Bobby 4 Auld Bogie 5 Auld Bo-ho 6 Auld Boy 7 Auld Carle 8 Auld Chap 9 Auld Chiel 10 Auld Clootie 11 Auld Donald 12 Auld Fellow 13 Auld Hangie 14 Auld Harry 15 Auld Hornie 16 Auld Mahoun 17 Auld Man 18 Auld Neil 19 Auld Nick 20 Auld Nickey 21 Auld Nickie Ben 22 Auld Roughy 23 Auld Sandy 24 Auld Saunders 25 Auld Smith 26 Auld Sooty 27 Auld Thief 28 Auld Waghorn 29 Auld Whaup-neb Source: Warrack (1911) RUM PUNCH Some 18th century slang definitions, using the term rum: rum beck - a justice of the peace rum bite - a clever cheat rum bleating cheat - a fat wether sheep rum blowen - a handsome wench rum bluffer - a jolly host rum bob - a young apprentice rum boozing welts - bunches of grapes rum bubber - a dexterous fellow at stealing silver tankards from taverns rum bugher - a valuable dog rum bung - a full purse rum chub - among butchers, a custom easily imposed on, as to the quality and price of meat rum chant - a song rum clout / wiper - a fine silk or cambric handkerchief rum cod - a purse of gold rum cole / ghelt - new money or medals rum cove - a clever rogue rum degen / tilter / tol - a fine sword rum dell / doxy - a fine wench rum diver / dubber / file - an expert pickpocket rum drawers - silk stockings rum duke - an odd eccentric fellow rum gaggers - cheats who tell wonderful stories of their sufferings at sea, or when taken by the Algerines rum glymmer - king of the link-boys rum kicks - breeches of gold or silver brocade rum mawnd - one that counterfeits a fool rum mort - a queen or great lady rum nab - a good hat rum nantz - good French brandy rum ned - a very rich silly fellow rum pad - the highway rum padders - highwaymen well mounted and armed rum peepers - fine looking-glasses rum prancer - a fine horse rum quids - a great booty rum ruff peck - Westphalia ham rum snith - a smart fillip on the nose rum squeeze - much wine, or good liquor, given among fiddlers rum topping - a rich commode or women’s head-dress rum ville - London Source: As you can see, in ‘cant’ (common or criminal slang) rum meant fine, remarkable or great. Mostly from Grose’s Dictionary (1785 / 1811). |